The Complete Bro Code!
Friends are really important when it comes to emotional support, or even enjoying a conversation over a pitcher of beer. However, having a bro makes you a part of a whole new league of friendship altogether. Bros can always be shoulders to cry upon when dumped by a chick, and people with whom you can party hard to rejoice the happy occasions of life. However, being a bro isn’t really easy. Here are a list of rules you need to follow to be a bro.
1. When the whereabouts of your bro are enquired by his girlfriend, always pretend that you know nothing.
2. One of the most important rules is that when you are assigned the role of a wingman by another bro, never disappoint him.
3. When a bro asks your opinion about his chick, never say “I’d bang her” for an answer.
4. If a bro shows his brand new sophisticated car, all other bros should show their admiration, even if they are not good at vehicles.
5. If your bro is bad at sports, you also need to perform poorly to make sure that the former doesn’t feel bad.
6. A bro is always supposed to be given company; he should not be allowed to walk alone even for a short distance of 2 blocks.
7. Forcing a bro to reveal his sexual encounter might make him imagine you naked. Do you really want that to happen?
8. A promise made to a bro should not be broken under any situation.
9. Referring a bro by his surname is a mark of disrespect, always call him by his name or nickname.
10. If a bro is drunk to his highest capacity, he can be denied further alcohol.
11. Always prevent your bros from getting their skin tattooed, especially if they are getting themselves inked with the names of their latest dates, because you never know when chicks are gonna dump bros like toilet paper.
12. A bro doesn’t admit to bad driving skills even after a terrible accident.
13. A bro is never supposed to send greeting cards or express his affection through e-mail to another bro.
14. Always rush to your bro’s aid if he needs your help to dump his chick.
15. Whatever you share with each other, never share dessert with your bro.
16. Dancing with arms above the head is not permitted for a bro.
17. A woman can also be a bro, it help understanding the chick code better.
18. Bros are not supposed to watch a movie together after 4.40 pm, and while watching a movie together they are not supposed to share a bucket of popcorn.
19. Renting a chick flick is a strict no-no for a bro.
20. A bro should not be hit in the genitals under any circumstances.
21. After getting a chick’s number, a bro should call her after waiting for at least 96 hours.
22. A bro should never reveal the number of chicks he has slept with.
23. Never apply sunscreen on another bro.
24. A bro should flush the toilet twice, even if his town is affected by drought.
25. The way a bro should respond on seeing another bro’s date is by a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down.
26. A bro should never dress in jeans while going to a strip club.
27. It’s not a crime to forget your bro’s birthday. However if you do remember, wishing him over a phone call shouldn’t be a tough task.
28. A bro should never wear pink, no matter which part of the world he is in.
29. Bro etiquette for wearing baseball caps: Always position them to resemble 12 o clock or 6 o clock. The other ways are meant for rappers.
30. Two bros never share clothes, even in the case of an emergency.
31. A bro can experiment with his facial hair, but never grow a moustache.
32. When someone asks a bro if he needs help, the bro should always respond by saying “I got it”, even if he hasn’t.
33. A bro should never flip a TV channel where boobs are shown, doesn’t matter even if it’s a surgery.
34. Wearing a cellphone on a belt clip is not allowed for a bro, if he hasn’t fathered any kid.
35. A bro should only adopt a dog, which he’s sure will grow up to be as tall as his knee.
36. A bro should care about sports, even if he is not very interested to know about it.
37. A bro can continue being stupid, as long as his other bros are behaving stupid.
38. Bros before hoes: never ditch a bro for a woman whom you have just met.
39. If either Shawshank Redemption or Top Gun is playing on TV, a bro should simply stop his work and watch the idiot box.
40. A bro should never leak a secret, the secret should get buried along with him at a grave. This is what differentiates bros from chicks.
41. If your bros disapprove a hoe, then the hoe must go.
42. Unless the bro has asked you three times, never reveal the score of a game.
43. A bro should think of how he should bounce back from his mistake, rather than worrying about it.
44. Never sleep with your bros sister. However, making comments on her beauty is not a crime.
45. A bro is supposed to love his country, except if he is not a citizen of America.
46. Two bros are not supposed to share the same umbrella.
47. Never expect a bro to be on time and help you with the luggage, if he has to pick you up from the airport.
48. At a traffic signal, a bro should lower the window of his car so that everyone gets to know his wonderful choice of music.
49. Always accept being the culprit behind a fart after blaming two other bros.